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Showing posts with label End Times. Show all posts
Showing posts with label End Times. Show all posts
Monday, December 17, 2012
Sunday, December 16, 2012
Typecasting the Mayan Apocalypse in Style!
Just a reminder, the form of The Destructor was revealed on this very blog on December 15th. I am happy to report that I have now gone through two boxes of frozen Thin Mints and a dozen chocolate iced crullers from Dunkin' Donuts. Healthy? Most likely not, but who cares when the world is coming to an end in five days!
Saturday, December 15, 2012
Mayan Apocalypse: It's On!
Bad news, readers. After snarkily dismissing the Mayan prediction that the world ends on December 21st, I have to eat a big helping of crow. The National Geographic "B" team struck unfortunate pay dirt in another Guatemalan cave.
The world WILL END on December 21st, and the Mayans even showed the form of the Destructor back in the 5th Century B.C.
Sorry to bum you all out this close to Christmas. But it doesn't appear Christmas is coming in any way we would have expected. It will most likely look like this.
Have a great most-of-a-week-that's-left. I'm going to sign off now and eat a few boxes of frozen Girl Scout Thin Mints. I suggest you do the same.
The world WILL END on December 21st, and the Mayans even showed the form of the Destructor back in the 5th Century B.C.
Sorry to bum you all out this close to Christmas. But it doesn't appear Christmas is coming in any way we would have expected. It will most likely look like this.
Have a great most-of-a-week-that's-left. I'm going to sign off now and eat a few boxes of frozen Girl Scout Thin Mints. I suggest you do the same.
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