Thank goodness for the United Federation of Planets and the awesome Interplanetary Library System! I am seriously behind in my blog and am remiss in not showing this amazing transmission. We assume that it dropped in through a wormhole; the obvious first choice for moving printed materials through time and space.
There is, of course, the slight possibility that this transmission is of contemporary origin and was the product of a prolific and kind fictional correspondence partner. If that be the case, the Wisconsin resident in question has far more creativity in letterhead and font manipulation that I. (Kneeling and bowing on the floor) "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"
Update: Here is the transmittal letter in its full glory:
Whether by wormhole, quasar fluctuation, quantum displacement or by the hands of the Postal Service, we at the house full of nerds are grateful for this package. It very much made our day!
For a complete tutorial on the art of fictional correspondence, please visit Dante's Wardrobe on Blogger.
