Friday, January 27, 2012

These aren't the Droids you are looking for.

I made a big mistake.  I forgot we were in the depths of Winter when I posted the sad tale of Annabelle the bear in the "Princess Doesn't Live Here Anymore" post.  I've decided to change up the order of scheduled posts in order to bring you, kind reader, something relentlessly cheerful.  And what could be more cheerful than toys?

Maybe bootleg toys?  Or, wait for it... bootleg Star Wars toys!

Being prototypical Nerds, we are, not surprisingly, Star Wars fans.  I say that in the best way, as in having watched the films in the theater and seen the lost Luke-hanging-with-his-worthless-friends-at Toshi-station footage at a small Con in 1981.  In our world, we can still remember the matte outlines around the Tie fighters and distinctly remember Han shooting first.  Greedo didn't stand a chance.  By the way, Han never stepped on Jabba's tail and Darth Vader distinctly does not cry out in anguish.

Alright, we are militant, purist Nerds.  Guilty as charged.

Star Wars brought a lot of cool things into the Nerd underground.  The whole concept of fully functional robotic servants and spies was pretty awesome.  Of course one of the fundamental principles of economics is that success breeds success.  Sometimes that takes shape in one of my favorite things:  bootleg toys.

Behold the madness that is Hong Kong bootleg Star Wars toys!  Creating bootlegs is easy.  Making them memorably strange takes a bit more effort and a pinch of creative insanity.

Step 1:  Copy basic forms from a popular film.
Step 2:  Rummage through the molds of knockoff toys your company has already made.
Step 3:  Mix and mutate!

The image below comes from a Hong Kong toy trade show catalog from the early 1980s.  I was fortunate to snag three years worth of these on ebay a couple of years ago.

Following the "mix and mutate" principle (which I just made up), the cleaver toymaker combined the body of a knockoff Horikawa rotating robot with a brand new stormtrooperish head.  This toy was actually made (more below).

On the other hand, I have never seen any evidence that the funky R2-D2 ripoff was actually distributed.  Remember that the purpose of a trade show is to get people to buy your stuff and put it in a private labeled box on a shelf.  Some concepts don't make it that far and R2 appears to be a lost toy.  Too bad- the chest guns might have come in handy on the first Death Star.

Below, we have evidence of another lost toy.  I wish this one had been made.  The body is a mishmash of semi-bootleg design.  While the form emulates Japanese toys of the '60s, I can't pin down one in specific.  This combination in black with a stormtrooper head is pure genius!

The Silver Warrior (left) and Super Astronaut (right) are among the favorite toys in my collection.  The mechanical systems are pretty poor and none can be expected to walk and rotate, but they look great.

I've been fortunate enough to find these at a decent price.  Many of the Japanese tin and plastic robots are scarce and valuable.  Increasingly, collectors have turned their attention to the Taiwan and Hong Kong robots of the late '60s through early '80s.  Prices have gone up and Star Wars is always a strong draw.

If you interested in the wild world of robot toys, you can find more on my Fotki site at

I'll leave you with some insanely fun box art.  By the mid '70s, many toys had transitioned to window box or photographed front panel boxes.  These were packed in something resembling classic Japanese robot boxes with a creative twist.

You only think you are hallucinating.

I love the Death Star style moon on this panel.  The mixture of photography and hand done graphics is only a little over the top.  It reminds me of 'zine art.

If you think this looks crazy, check out the box art collection for Horikawa toys on the Alphadrome site at
Just because one space toy is never enough...
"These aren't the droids we're looking for.  Move along!"

Update, March, 2011:  Thanks to the joys of traffic monitoring on the Blogger platform, I tracked back to a great blog featuring other variations on this Star Wars rip-off theme.  Go here to see the ultra-cool gloss black variation of the Silver Warrior:


  1. These blast points... too accurate for sand people! Only the Silver Warrior is so precise!
    Amazing toys.

    1. Love the comment! Considering how badly stormtroopers aim, the Silver Warrior taking out the Jawa cruiser makes a lot of sense.

  2. Very neat robots. Too sad that Robot from Lost in Space recently lost its voice (Dick Tufeld 1926 - 2012)

  3. PEW PEW PEW! Funny how some of those in the middle resemble slot machines.

    1. Believe it or not, there is a Taiwanese knockoff/bootleg of a Japanese combining robot that looks like a high-rise casino! Scary.

  4. The oddly cool green droid in the middle, last picture, I want it! What is it called?

    1. The green robot is Zogg, Commander of the Zeroids. Check out more than you want to know at They ran on the same motor as the Motorifics slot cars.

      I picked up my Zogg a couple of years ago complete with his Commander Action playset. This was before they got stupid expensive. I saw one with a missing top antenna go on ebay recently for $78. Like I said- stupid expensive. Plastic toys do not survive the years and are even more scarce than their tin counterparts. My Zogg is also featured in the Christmas blog entry and the last part of the Christmas Squirrel story. He is a faithful robot.

      There is a great writeup with tons of catalog photos including info on Commander Action Set at

    2. I just read this, thanks. Pricey!

  5. Oh man, I just busted out laughing at these great robot pix! Thanks. p.s. I have some Star Wars memorabilia I'd like to send you. Would you please contact me? (dantes_wardrobe [at ] yahoo [dot] com. Cheers!

  6. I realize this is a pretty old blog entry, but I felt like I wanted to comment anyway! I bought a variation of the "super astronaut" at a flea market today and after reading this post I thought you might want to see it!

  7. hello, i was 6 years old when i saw the robot in silver in a shop window, i went there every day to the shop window and one day the shoe shop closed, i got the robot and to this day it is at my house and an incredibly emotional value. We didn't have a lot of toys back then and that was the biggest thing for me.
    I care what it's worth? what would it have cost then? it is fully functional and still lights up after 40 years. I also took care of him like a child. l.g.

    1. Hi! My apologies for letting moderation slip for months. I do appreciate the comment and am attempting to bring this blog back to life.

      Yours is a wonderful story. I have relatable connections to some of my childhood toys. I still have a Soldiers of the World GI Joe who ended up with a burn scar on his chin. I don't remember how he got it, but it is uniquely my toy.

      It's been quite some time since I was hit with spam and set moderation as the default. Will need to rethink that.


Dang. My blog was hit by Spam comments. Comment moderation has been turned on for some time yet to be determined.