Simple. My wife reminded me of the basic "Jaws" principle: you don't bring out the shark until the third reel. Buckle up. This post is on a special machine and is going to be longer than the norm.
In all honesty, I started writing this post in January. But here we are in February just in time to celebrate the International Typewriter Appreciation Month (ITAM). And while Remington didn't invent typewriting, they successfully took it to the mass market. Celebrating a Remington milestone seems a good way to mark ITAM. I have been enjoying the Typosphere ITAM posts including the latest school typing project. Good work, everyone!
So, here sits Remington typewriter number 8,000,000. How do I know it is the eight millionth Remington typewriter? Hmm, I have to push that answer off until the third reel. In the meantime, I'll share some information about the Remington Noiseless 8.
To start with, I know much more about this machine than I otherwise could have thanks to the efforts of The Classic Typewriter Page and Machines of Loving Grace.
For instance, without copies of manuals and overview diagrams, I could not have figured out how to unlock the carriage. On top of that, I would not have known of the existence of this machine had it not been for these websites. Thanks for empowering junkies!
The Remington Noiseless 8 is a variation on a theme. Its companion model, the Noiseless 7, features the same mechanical system in a low slung form factor better suited to portability. This machine is more about the experience of a larger desktop form and a thorough infusion of Art Deco design.
|Courtesy of Richard Polt|
Functionally, the Noiseless machines were optimized to deliver a glancing blow to the paper and platen minus the characteristic "clack" that normally accompanies this action. I've been on the lookout for the right Noiseless 7 or 8 for months in an effort to cope with a schedule variance with my family unit. I am an insomniac night owl who stays up far later than they. This generally means no typecasting late at night.
That is until now. Bwa, ha, ha!
Let's look at some design details. The typebar mechanism is articulated and includes swinging counterweights which control the final acceleration to the platen. The end result is freakishly quiet. I can hear the weights swinging around inside, but can barely hear ink being put down for posterity.
Pulling the hood is a different experience. One interesting detail is that the Noiseless 8 incorporates cast aluminum in this part of the machine. That is good both for the complex shape and the sound deadening qualities of the material. There isn't much to see, as much of the typebar assembly is hidden from view.
|This is one of the sound suppressor bars on the inside of a sheet metal panel.|
The primary steel shell and back cover feature robust sound deadening inside that would not look out of place in the door panels of a luxury car. Instead of more typical felt, each large panel has bars glued into place that reduce resonance sound attenuation. The sheet metal stops acting like a speaker as sound is tamped out and dies.
|Aluminum is common enough today that we would be unlikely to see supplier information. In 1933, aluminum was a big deal. The underside of the cast top cover features this ALCOA aluminum logo.|
|This is the underbelly of the typebar pivot assembly.|
As for the plastic keys, I went to an expert for advice. Richard Polt states that the Noiseless 7 was known to have utilized plastic keys starting in 1931. In all likelihood, this 1933 machine came equipped with the keys as shown. Especially given its history, the plastic keys shall remain unmolested no matter how sexy the chrome and glass keys are!
|I'm a sucker for raised paper table logos.|
|The Art Deco theme carries through to the smallest detail. This is a knob for a ribbon cover. It is totally functional as well as decorative and makes winding new ribbon a fairly painless process.|
|Others have commented on the precision alignment of the type slugs. Much engineering and quality control went into this mechanism.|
Welcome to the second reel. At this point we arrive at a bit of a mystery regarding provenance and history.
You may find this hard to believe, but I bought this machine on ebay. Really. I'm still surprised. The bidding wasn't even that heated because the seller created a somewhat odd description. As it turns out, I outbid one of the Godfathers of typewriter collecting. I'll let him comment on the subject if he so chooses.
So here is the problem: I cannot definitively state its provenance. However, I can present the available dots that provide a fairly solid, if not entirely provable, back story.
The seller is in New York City and stated that the presentation plaque (mounted in front of the spacebar) had been removed prior to sale and showed that the recipient was the YMCA Typing Club. The case contained a couple of clues as to where it might have lived for these many years.
Item 1: A Remington publication entitled A Brief History of the Typewriter was included in the case. It talks of one potential New York connection; that being the YMCA Ballard School program that pioneered typing instruction. This turned out to be a frustrating connection as I could find almost no information on the Ballard School, or even the history of the New York YMCA, online.
Fortunately, I have a random collection of ephemera including a Good Housekeeping magazine from 1939 (highly recommended - the ads are hilarious!). It included an advertising section for summer camps that established the location of the Ballard School of the Y.M.C.A. as being at 610 Lexington Avenue in New York City.
|Parenting is much easier when you can ship the little ones off to camp! From the April, 1939 Good Housekeeping.|
Item 2: Inside the case, there was a decal for plaza typewriter Exchange Co. at 120 East 59th St. in New York City.
|Decal on the inside of the case.|
An online map search verified that the two locations are six short blocks apart. Street view shows a vacant lot at 610 Lexington Ave. An additional search turned up the sorry saga of the Shangri-La Hotel high rise that was to be built on that spot. That story begins in 2005 with the purchase of the YMCA property and demolition in 2007-2008. The project failed due to financing issues caused by the collapse of Lehman Brothers. Photos of the original building and the smoking crater are at
Side note: Honestly, nerd-o-riffic research was so limited in the era before the World Wide Web. On the other hand, car engines were less complicated and I could actually rebuild them back then. Just sayin'.
Interestingly enough, the building had some restoration work prior to it going on the block. I hope that my employer's masonry cleaners were used in the process.
Again, I cannot without a doubt state where this typewriter came from. However, if I were in the Remington marketing department, it would seem advantageous for a company milestone to be housed at a location significant to the company history. The Ballard School site is conveniently close to a typewriter retailer of record and it would have had reason to be liquidated in the last five years.
So there are the dots. How comfortable do you Typosphereans feel with these connections?
And now we have finally arrived at the third reel and can take a closer look at our mysterious friend. I promised proof of the milestone eight millionth typewriter status, and proof you shall have.
You will just have to pretend that this is as dramatic as a Great White shark jumping onto a boat. For once, I don't need to depend on the Typewriter Serial Number Database to know when this machine was made.
|This plaque is a remnant of an era when things were made by hand. Very satisfying.|
|Seeing double because I like the color balance of the first photo better. It's my blog and I'll do what I want to ;)|
Insert drum roll...
And now for the serial number...
|This is the only serial number on the chassis. Can you believe the whole typewriter shell had been lovingly hand washed and waxed not 12 hours before this photo was taken? This is my Deco Dust Magnet.|
A Brief Word on Manufacturing History
I happened across a record of the Remington-Noiseless manufacturing facility in Middletown, Connecticut where the Noiseless machines were built. This has more information than you would possibly want to know. http://www.middletownplanning.com/documents/RemingtonRand_Middletown.pdf
|Remington Noiseless Typewriter Company, ca. 1924-1928 Source linked above.|
This latter detail is interesting in the context of labor issues involved in the production of modern communications technology. Recently, Apple has received criticism for outsourcing production overseas and utilizing a manufacturing partner with a mixed record of employment practices. There have been fatalities and employees are known to work double shifts to get our wonderful devices out the door.
Labor unrest and management reactions took a different form in the early 1900s. This Remington factory reportedly used inexpensive immigrant labor. In 1936, 1,200 workers went on strike. Much like the famed Ford factory labor dispute, this action triggered a wave of violence that ultimately resulted in the National Guard being called in to restore order. James Rand was indicted under the Byrnes Act and was acquitted in 1937.
This is one of those deals where I was not particularly pleased to learn about history. Does my machine have blood on its keys? The truth is, most of us would be surprised about the labor and materials that go into the tools of our industrial culture. After thinking this through, I came to the following conclusion: Regardless of the human sweat and toil that went into making this Noiseless typewriter, the fact that it has been preserved and will be well used is a manifestation of respect for the people who made it.
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I feel very fortunate to have this typewriter in my possession. It is both functional and unique. I recently blogged on a unique chrome and faux wood Royal Portable. I have some interesting and hard to find typefaces in my stable as well. So, what are the chances of topping this find? Slim to none. And that is OK. The acquisition phase inevitably winds down.
I can now focus on getting the rhythm of this machine down as it will be my night typing companion for years to come. Tips and tricks on lubing and tuning this beast are, as always, appreciated.
Thanks for reading, and a Happy ITAM to all!
Oh wow. That is possibly the most amazing post I've ever seen - in every way. Amazing typewriter, amazing history, amazing stories, just stunning. Interesting that this machine did only cost $1800. My Hermes 4 was initially sold for today's value of 5220 Fr. or $5630. And the purr-kitten-ad ist just cute.ReplyDelete
Thanks! This was a fun research project. The writing process drove the desire to learn more. This is a prime example of a recursive loop that is difficult to find a stopping point on.ReplyDelete
Having said that, I am consistently amazed at Robert Messenger's blog output. I'll end up taking a break after this missive- look for short posts in the next couple of weeks (like I am capable of doing anything halfway).
Wow, the Hermes 4 cost a small fortune! Business priorities are different.
This well-researched, visually stunning post is a fitting tribute to the machine it features. Excellent job!ReplyDelete
A side note: In the interest of space and family togetherness, I'm thankful that you service the compact and relatively tidy typewriters instead of car engines now. :-)
Pity. You never got to experience cylinder head or carburetor tear down on the dining table. I still have enough years left in me for a good mid-life muscle car crisis! (Yes, I am kidding...this time.)Delete
Superb! You are so lucky to have that machine and in such pristine condition also! Thank you for the very informative post.ReplyDelete
Thanks! I have realized after the fact that I need to do a bit more about the mechanism. I showed my kids what happens if you press the key slowly- the type slug stops a half inch from the platen. The counter weight does all of the rest of the work. It really is an interesting device.Delete
I'm happy that it has found a loving home.ReplyDelete
And since it lives out all the time, it gets dusted daily. It even has its own micro fiber mitt. It probably gets more attention than my children ;)Delete
Oh my! This is an absolutely GORGEOUS machine! Thanks for the wonderful post; upped my typewriter knowledge most major-ly. ;-)ReplyDelete
It's fun to go down the knowledge rabbit hole. One never knows where it will lead.Delete
You've outdone yourself with this post!ReplyDelete
Careful accumulation of detail and I must say, very nice images. And I really appreciate your wife's "third reel" Jaws wisdom. Very handsome Remington Noiseless, it must be one of your favorites?
Duuh, it is your top favorite.
Yes, it is one of my favorites. I can type at night with it and it is oh so attractive and unique. We're still getting used to each other. Operation requires some subtlety. The stroke must be fast enough to get the weight moving, but not so hard as to mash the key down.Delete
My favorite overall typing experience is with the Torpedo 18. Best type face is a toss up between the Professional Italic SM3 and the Futura 800 cursive. The chrome Royal is actually a pretty nice typing machine. They are all special in their own ways. Awwww!!!
That said, this machine is one of two that will always be out and ready to go. Aesthetics make a big difference with what is essentially a home accessory.
And I appreciate my Spousal Unit's input on story boarding as well as spelling and grammar checks :)
This wonderful post rivals the thoroughness of research, excellent photographs and history of Robert Messenger's blog posts.ReplyDelete
What a great find! It's one of a kind with that special serial number. And a fantastic typer too.
I've said it before, I have no idea how Robert Messenger is able to blog so often and thoroughly. I'm reading his post on maintaining typewriters during jungle warfare. Great stuff.Delete
That is super special and an awesome bit of research and writing!ReplyDelete
I would be content with SN 8,000,001. Should you come across it.ReplyDelete
If I run across number 8,000,001 you will the first person I notify. Maybe that one will have a chrome body and an italic typeface!Delete
I concur with all comments - a magnificent piece of investigative journalism. Bravo!ReplyDelete
I realized last night that I had totally forgotten to link your excellent post on the related Noiseless 7. I'll do an update at some point. The problem with projects like this is that is it hard to find a stopping point.Delete
Phenomenal post on a simply outstanding machine! Noiseless, my @$$, that typewriter screams Art Deco class. It's like some kind of black Chrysler Building that you can type with. And the 8,000,000 serial number?! What a coup! You don't need me to tell you it's a keeper, Dwayne. Enjoy it!ReplyDelete
Thanks! Your comment on the black Chrysler Building just gave me an idea for a fun photo shoot :)Delete
Now I need to con my 14 year old into making dust covers for it and the Oliver 9.
Thanks for such a great post. That's an astonishing research work!ReplyDelete
Amazing, this is so cool!ReplyDelete
I can imagine you wanting to sing happy birthday to it after connecting with this machine during your amazing research. Congratz on it's eightieths birthday!